Wandisimo: Can it be? Wanda the love of my life who I lost to Cosmo who I lost when he married you so you'd stay lost to me?
Dad: Egad.
Cosmo: Don't forget the rabies! Everything tastes better with rabies.
Denzel Crocker: Curse this obsolete one month old technology.
Jorgen von Strangle: For failing to distract the dragon, the handsome fairy loses! However, he is still very sexy.
Wandisimo: This I can live with.
Jorgen von Strangle: It's time for some fairy-oke.
Cosmo: If Wanda sees this, she's gonna think I'm an idiot.
Timmy Turner: And this would be news to her how?
Timmy Turner: I'm big, I'm hurting people, and I'm misunderstood.
Cosmo: Just like The IRS.
Principal Waxelplax: Crocker.
Mom Turner: Timmy, you know how your dad gets around people who are on money.
Timmy Turner: It's fun and destructive. It's funstructive.
Timmy Turner: Dogs have great sense of smell, they can see in black and white, and they can go to the bathroom any where they want.
Cosmo: So can I, I'm just polite.
Dad: Good thing I landed on this nice, soft mom.
Mom Turner: Timmy, you know you're not supposed to make your father scream like a girl three times in one day.
Nega-Chin: Adam West's waistband.
Cosmo: I don't get it. If you're not married to her, why is she trying to kill you?
Mom Turner: You just need to be more secure in your masculinity - like me.
