Boy Meets World (1993)

This Little Piggy - S3-E6

Eric: Alright, look Mr. Feeny, I have a question that I'm going to need a yes or no answer to. How many people get into Yale every year?
Mr. Feeny: No.

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What I Meant To Say - S3-E3

Mr. Williams: I'm here to teach you to find the truth in the media. Because there is a difference between what they say, and what is real.
Mr. Turner: That was very good. Watch this: Hunter, what did he just say?
Shawn: Something about Israel.

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The Pink Flamingo Kid - S3-E17

Mr. Feeny: I'm frustrated to see two young men throw away a friendship.
Shawn: Yeah, well the way I see it Mr. Feeny, you don't need friends. OK, especially friends like him.
Mr. Feeny: Then who do you count on, Mr. Hunter?
Shawn: Family. Your family is always there for you. Come on, Mr. Feeny, a guy like you with no friends, you gotta know I'm right.

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Life Lessons - S3-E18

Topanga: Cory, do not even try to call me for the next two weeks. I will be incommunicado.
Shawn: Wow, that's guts. We're studying and she's off to Mexico.

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New Friends and Old - S3-E13

Shawn: Cory, are you alone?
Cory: No, I tried to get away on my bike, but Frankie jogged behind me the entire way. I mean, pound for pound, he's the fastest man on Earth.

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Hometown Hero - S3-E5

Connie: I'm going to get right to the point here. Has being a hero changed Cory?
Eric: Well you know, Connie, I've also got some birthday wishes. Gorgeous Edna Stein is 100 years young today. Happy birthday, Edna.
Alan: Eric, go to your room.
Eric: Uh, Dad, this is live TV.
Alan: I don't care.

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Truth and Consequences - S3-E7

Mr. Williams: The assignment was to find me a news story. Now how is Jell-O news?
Shawn: When it's used for evil.

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He Said, She Said - S3-E4

Mr. Turner: Hey George, what's up?
Mr. Feeny: Well, I just wanted to be sure you knew that the Hunter boy missed his history test this morning.
Mr. Turner: He what?
Cory: Oh, that's my fault, my fault. I was supposed to tell you that Shawn had a severe case of, uh, help me out here.
Mr. Feeny: Sloth?
Cory: Yes, Hong Kong sloth.

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What I Meant To Say - S3-E3

Mr. Turner: Matthews, Hunter, stand up.
Shawn: I didn't do it.
Mr. Turner: Get up. Hunter, who's your best friend?
Shawn: You are, sir!

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What I Meant To Say - S3-E3

Mr. Turner: Man, I'm sorry, Eli. I still think you would've made a great teacher though, man.
Mr. Williams: Why? I mean, I have nothing to say to kids. I don't even understand kids.
Mr. Turner: But you know how to communicate, man, and you know how to do it honestly.
Mr. Williams: And that's what got me fired from producing the 6 o'clock news. I'm trying to show people what's really going on with slumlords in Philadelphia, and the station manager is saying "Well, let's see more of that woman that walks to work naked."

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