My Unicorn - S4-E11
Dr. Cox: I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it.
My Unicorn - S4-E11
Dr. Cox: This moment is so great I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of little moments!
My Unicorn - S4-E11
Turk: You know, I never get chocolate cake.
Elliot: Oh, right, cause you're diabetic. Boo hoo. You know Turk, if you want sympathy, get a disease people can see!
Answer: Dan was drinking beer and Cox feared that Dan might get so intoxicated he would fall asleep and drown in the tub.
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