The Mystery of Skull Island - S6-E14
Al Bundy: "I Care", by Al Bundy. When hooters jiggle around and I find nickels on the ground, I care. When a Mustang engine purrs and the bathroom is not hers, I care. When the pitchers on the mound and the wife is underground, I care. But when I've been playing this for days, I will kill anyone who stays, I SWEAR!
Mouse: Okay good! Okay fine.
Shredder: You have a brilliant brain, Krang.
Krang: Of course. It's all I really am.
Alan: You're having an affair with him, aren't you?
Sarah: Of course I'm not, Alan. I mean he's fat and flabby, and, uh, he's got horrible greasy hair.
Alan: Didn't stop you with Nigel Lawson, did it?
Max Headroom: Freedom. You know, writers have no freedom on TV. One rude suggestion, and the censors are straight on their back. Not on their back in a rude way.
Cynthia Cindy Lubbock: Oh no! Ovaltine and Ho Ho's!
Constance Connie Lubbock: She'll be pregnant by sun-up!
Jesse: Joseph, it's finally happened! He's cleaning liquid soap.
Danny Tanner: Don't be silly. I'm just cleaning my rubber gloves.
Joey: Danny, there's no shame in therapy.
Off. Tom Hanson #2: Without Jenko we're gonna be Charlie's Angels.
Amber: We've gone from two insecure, screwed up teenagers to top of the world.
Judge: Order! Order!
Launchpad McQuack: I'll have a burger and fries!