Cpl. Gabe Garza: Hey. There's kids holding hands.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Oh cute. Don't shoot 'em, Garza.
Cpl. Evan 'Q-Tip' Stafford: Bravo Three's commander. Should I shoot him?
Navy Hm2 Robert Timothy 'Doc' Bryan: Don't waste your bullet.
Gunnery Sgt. Mike 'Gunny' Wynn: We need to make sure the stupidity in this company doesn't roll down too hard on our guys.
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: Speaking of which - one of you guys still has my girlfriend's picture.
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Dude, I hate to tell you this, but your girlfriend's kind of a whore.
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: What?
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Yeah. Last time I saw her, she was doing all of H and S Company.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: She doesn't deserve you, man.
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: You know, it doesn't make you gay if you think Rudy's hot. We all think he's hot.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Thank you. Vote Republican.
Cpl. Gabe Garza: Semper Gumbi - always flexible.
Sgt. Maj. John Sixta: You has to o-dark-hundred to unfuck ya self.
Cpt. Bryan Patterson: They want our help to clear a minefield.
Gunnery Sgt. Rich Barrett: At night? That's against division orders.
Sgt. Antonio Espera: It makes my heart heavy to see the white race stoop as low as James' mother has. At least if she was Mexican she'd be ashamed of herself.
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: A Nutbusting haji, is a happy haji.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Gentlemen, we just seized an airfield. That was pretty fucking ninja.
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Hey buddy! It's 10 in the morning! Don't you think you oughta change out of your pyjamas?
Sgt. Maj. John Sixta: Marines, around this world, would gives they left nuts, to be where you are.
Navy Hm2 Robert Timothy 'Doc' Bryan: PFC Fucknuts! This is an enemy encampment.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Once more into the great good night. Cry 'havoc, ' and let slip the dogs of war.
Cpt. Dave 'Captain America' McGraw: Shoot that fucking dog.
Sgt. Eric Kocher: Darnold, give it a piece of your jerky.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Ugh! Perfect shitting opportunity. Fuck it - I'm going for it.
Cpl. Jeffrey 'Dirty Earl' Carisalez: To think I believed the judge when he told me the Marine Corps was a superior alternative to jail. I should have shut up and done my time.
Cpl. Walt Hasser: Rollin' Stone?
Cpl. James Chaffin: Fuck if they don't give us a dope-smokin', peace-freak writer.
