Cpl. Gabe Garza: Semper Gumbi - always flexible.
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: You know, it doesn't make you gay if you think Rudy's hot. We all think he's hot.
Gunnery Sgt. Mike 'Gunny' Wynn: We need to make sure the stupidity in this company doesn't roll down too hard on our guys.
Cpl. Evan 'Q-Tip' Stafford: Bravo Three's commander. Should I shoot him?
Navy Hm2 Robert Timothy 'Doc' Bryan: Don't waste your bullet.
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: Speaking of which - one of you guys still has my girlfriend's picture.
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Dude, I hate to tell you this, but your girlfriend's kind of a whore.
Evan 'Scribe' Wright: What?
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Yeah. Last time I saw her, she was doing all of H and S Company.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: She doesn't deserve you, man.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Thank you. Vote Republican.
Cpl. Gabe Garza: Hey. There's kids holding hands.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Oh cute. Don't shoot 'em, Garza.
Lt. Nathaniel Fick: Write this as you see it. I'm not here to stop you.
Cpl. Walt Hasser: Rollin' Stone?
Cpl. James Chaffin: Fuck if they don't give us a dope-smokin', peace-freak writer.
Cpl. Jeffrey 'Dirty Earl' Carisalez: To think I believed the judge when he told me the Marine Corps was a superior alternative to jail. I should have shut up and done my time.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Ugh! Perfect shitting opportunity. Fuck it - I'm going for it.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Gentlemen, we just seized an airfield. That was pretty fucking ninja.
Cpt. Dave 'Captain America' McGraw: Shoot that fucking dog.
Sgt. Eric Kocher: Darnold, give it a piece of your jerky.
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: A Nutbusting haji, is a happy haji.
Sgt. Antonio Espera: It makes my heart heavy to see the white race stoop as low as James' mother has. At least if she was Mexican she'd be ashamed of herself.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Once more into the great good night. Cry 'havoc, ' and let slip the dogs of war.
Sgt. Maj. John Sixta: You has to o-dark-hundred to unfuck ya self.
Cpt. Bryan Patterson: They want our help to clear a minefield.
Gunnery Sgt. Rich Barrett: At night? That's against division orders.
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: When my band opened up for Limp Bizkit in Kansas City, we fuckin' sucked. But then again, so did they. The only difference is that they became famous, and I became a Marine.
Navy Hm2 Robert Timothy 'Doc' Bryan: PFC Fucknuts! This is an enemy encampment.
