Quotes from Zoe Kazan movies and TV shows

Emily: Were you available for rides while we were fucking?
Kumail: Yeah, but I only looked a couple of times.

Emily: I didn't heckle you, just woo-hoo'd you. It's supportive.
Kumail: Okay, that's a common misconception. Yelling anything at a comedian is considered heckling. Heckling doesn't have to be negative.
Emily: So, if I... if I yelled out like... you're amazing in bed, that'd be a heckle?
Kumail: Yeah. It would be an accurate heckle.

Emily: I feel good about the surgery.
Kumail: Yeah. Me, too. These doctors know what they're doing.
Emily: No, they don't. They're just winging it like everybody else.

Calvin Weir-Fields: I have you. I don't need anyone else.
Ruby Sparks: That's a lot of pressure.

Ruby Sparks: Were you disappointed when you got to know me?
Calvin Weir-Fields: How can you ask that?
Ruby Sparks: I'm such a mess.
Calvin Weir-Fields: I love your mess.

Ruby Sparks: You don't get to decide what I do.
Calvin Weir-Fields: Wanna bet?