Kurt Warner: Do what you can do, till you can do what you want to do?
Freddy Freeman: What are your superpowers?
Shazam: Superpowers? Dude, I don't even know how to pee in this thing.
Freddy Freeman: All right, well, I feel like every criminal is either on drugs or asleep by now. Wanna head home?
Shazam: Looking like this?
Freddy Freeman: Well, yeah, I mean, usually, we'd have a lair to go back to, but that's long-term. Right now, we have a bunk bed.
Shazam: You think I know how to fix this, dude, but I really don't.
The Wizard: Billy, anyone can be worthy, if given a chance. Now go fight for your family! Go fight for the world.
Pedro Peña: I'm gay.
Shazam: Yeah we know bud.
Flynn Rider: They just can't get my nose right.
Flynn Rider: The kingdom and I aren't exactly sympatico.
Flynn Rider: I have dreams like you, no really. Just much less touchy-feely. They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny. On an island that I own, unarrested and alone. Surrounded by enormous piles of money!
Flynn Rider: I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you. But may I just say...hi. How you doing? The name's Flynn Ryder. How's your day goin'?
Flynn Rider: Her hair glows. Did not see that coming. I mean her hair actually glows. Why does her hair glow?
Hook Handed Thug: Go. Live your dream.
Flynn Rider: I will.
Hook Handed Thug: Your dream stinks, I was talking to her.
Flynn Rider: Alright, Blondie.
Rapunzel: Rapunzel
Flynn Rider: Gesundheit.
Flynn Rider: I'm not freaking out, are you freaking out? No, I'm just very interested in your hair and the magical qualities that it posesses, how long has it been doing that, exactly?
Flynn Rider: Where is my satchel?
Rapunzel: I've hidden it. Somewhere you'll never find it.
Flynn Rider: It's in that pot, isn't it?
Rapunzel: Break her heart?
Flynn Rider: In half.
Rapunzel: Crush her soul?
Flynn Rider: Like a grape.
Flynn Rider: Frankly, I'm too scared to ask about the frog.
Rapunzel: Chameleon.
Flynn Rider: Nuance.
Flynn Rider: Is there any chance I'm going to get super stregth in my hand? Because I'm not gonna lie, that would be stupendous.
Stabbington Brother: Now help us up, pretty boy.
Flynn Rider: Sorry. My hands are full.
Flynn Rider: The only thing I want to do with your hair is to get out of it. Literally.
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