Quotes from William Hudson movies and TV shows

Harry Archer: You know everyone's seeing satellites these days.

Nancy Archer: I didn't feel like sitting there and watching you flirt all evening with that redheaded wench you call Honey.
Harry Archer: For heaven's sake, Nancy. Why, I hardly nodded to the girl.
Nancy Archer: Now, you listen to me, Harry, I won't stand for any more of your two-timing! You keep away from that girl in that hotel, you hear? Your backdoor romance has split us up once already. The next time there won't be any reconciliation.

Harry Archer: No one thinks your - crazy, Nancy.
Nancy Archer: How nice. Then you believe me? You believe I saw the satellite.
Harry Archer: Well, it's not the first time someone has seen a satellite.
Nancy Archer: Right in the road? With a giant in it?

Honey Parker: Didn't you say she was in the nuthouse for awhile?
Harry Archer: A private sanitarium.
Honey Parker: What's the difference. She was off her rocker, wasn't she?
Harry Archer: I suppose so. They've got some fancy name for it.

Harry Archer: Hey, hey, hey, Tony, something's happen to your lights.
Tony the Bartender: I got eyes, I can see.
Honey Parker: Who needs lights?

Harry Archer: They need my permission to operate. They're looking for me now to sign the papers.
Honey Parker: That's great. That's wonderful. Just hide out here for a few days and let her blow up like a balloon.

Honey Parker: The serum that private nurse is using in her hypodermic needle, I heard the doctor tell her that an overdose would be fatal.
Harry Archer: Money certainly brings out the best in you, doesn't it?
Honey Parker: Have you got the nerve?
Harry Archer: Read the morning papers.