Quotes from Will Ferrell movies and TV shows - page 7 of 9

Frank: I just wanna tell you guys thanks for being here. Best day ever.
Beanie: Frank, you need to walk away from this right now.

Frank: Spanish! Do you trust that we have provided you with enough rope so that your cinderblock will fall safely to the ground?
Spanish: Y-Yes, sir.
Frank: Blue, do you trust that I do not want to see you die here tonight?
Blue: Yes, sir.
Frank: Blue, you're my boy.
Blue: Thank you, sir.

Frank: No it's cool, man, bring your green hat.

Marissa: Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call you on your birthday.
Frank: My birthday? What do you mean?
Marissa: Yeah, last Thursday. Oh, you forgot your birthday, didn't you, Frank?
Frank: Damn it. I'm such an idiot.

Franz Liebkind: I must tell my birds.

Franz Liebkind: Stand still! How can I shoot you if you keep moving.

Franz Liebkind: That is not how you sing Haben Sie geh^rt das Deutsche band! This is how you sing Haben Sie geh^rt das Deutsche band.

Franz Liebkind: The Fuhrer wasn't a mousy little mama's boy! The Fuhrer was butch.

Jackie Moon: Fuck you Clarence! Spumoni.

Jackie Moon: ELE! Everybody love everybody.

Jackie Moon: In the anals of history people are going to be talking about three things: the discovery of fire, invention of the submarine, and the Flint, Michigan Mega Bowl.

Jackie Moon: I'm so excited I can't feel my arms.

Jackie Moon: Damnit, Vakidis! Learn fucking English.

Jackie Moon: Use small children as shields, bears like soft tender meat.

Jackie Moon: There'll be a lotta television cameras out there so we just gotta be tip top.
Clarence 'Coffee' Black: So what's the plan?
Jackie Moon: Brought a secret weapon. It's going to make us look extra cool on Tv.
Bee Bee Ellis: What the hell is that?
Jackie Moon: It's eyeliner dummy. Now who's first? Monix?
Monix: Oh yeah... Let me get a fresh Maxi-Pad outta my purse.

Jackie Moon: No refunds, consider your refund escaping this death trap with your lives.

Jackie Moon: It feels like I got cat piss in my eyes.

Jackie Moon: Everyone can eat shit! A big bag of shit.

Jackie Moon: Oh fuck that shit! Spumoni.

Present: Good afternoon.