Neil Shaw: Listen to me. Governments they come, they go. But the McDonalds... they last for eva.
Blade: You better wake up. The world you live in is just a sugar coated topping. There is another world beneath it. The real world. And if you want to survive it, you better learn to pull the trigger.
Security Guard in Hospital: Freeze!
[Shoots at Wesley Snipes.]
Blade: Motherfucker, are you out of your damn mind?
Dr. Karen Jenson: You have a lot of love for him, don't you?
Blade: We have a good arrangement. He makes the weapons. I use them.
Whistler: Some of the legends are true though. Vampires are severely allergic to silver. Feed them garlic, and they go into anaphylactic shock. Then, of course, there's always sunlight, ultraviolet rays.
[Whistler turns on a weapon that produces ultraviolet light and points it at Blade's face.]
Whistler: I got this sucker running. You want to give it a try tonight?
[Blade takes the weapon from Whistler.]
Blade: It's still heavy.
Whistler: Well, you're so big.
Karen: You're one of them, aren't you?
Blade: No. I'm something else.
Blade: You're human.
Kounen: Barely. I'm a lawyer.
Hannibal King: Welcome to the honeycomb hideout.
Blade: How do you bank roll this operation?
Hannibal King: I date a lot of older men.
Dr. Vance: How about the President? Do you know who's in the White House right now?
Blade: An asshole.
Caz: Fuckin' freedom ain't free.
Lorenz: You picked the wrong day not to use the ATM.
Simon Phoenix: What's this? Six of you. Such nice, tiny uniforms. Oh, I'm so scared? What, you guys don't have sarcasm anymore?
John Spartan: Where are they, Phoenix?
Simon Phoenix: Now where did I put them? I swear, I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached.
John Spartan: I'll keep that in mind.
John Spartan: Bad aim, Blondie!
Simon Phoenix: Spartan? John Spartan? Aw shit, they let anybody into this century! What the hell you doing here?
John Spartan: Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
Simon Phoenix: Good memory.
Museum computer: The magnetic accelerator gun, the last produced handheld weapon of this millennium, displaced the flow of neutrons through a non-linear cycloid electromagnetic accumulator.
Simon Phoenix: So, what? It needs batteries? What size?
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