Will Burton: So, how big is this whole bandslam thing around here?
Sa5m: Texas high school football big.
Sa5m: Let's... start... shredding.
Charlotte Banksasks: Hi, I'm Charlotte. Nice to meet you.
Sa5m: I've known you since 5th grade.
Charlotte Banksasks: ...Hmm.
Lindy: What can I say, I'm substance over style.
Agnes 'Apple' Bailey: It's crazy how you can go and live with strangers and feel like a family.
Hank: It looks like the liquefation has tripled overnight.
Kailani: What does that mean?
Hank: It means this island is sinking a lot faster than we thought.
Alexander: I thought you said a couple of days.
Hank: Now it looks more like a couple of hours.
Sean: A couple of hours?
Hank: We need to get to that sub now or we're all gonna be 20,000 leagues under the sea.
Alexander: I wanted to give you this.
Sean: A book?
Alexander: Oh, it's not just a book. It's a trip I want us to go on, all of us, as a family.
Sean: From the Earth to the Moon.
Alexander: What do you say?
Kailani: I think there's only one thing to say.
Sean: So, who's up for an adventure?
Liz: No, no, no.
Hank: Oh honey, what could possibly go wrong? It's only the moon.
Sir Cole: A knight always keeps faith. It's part of our code.
Brooke: What else is part of your knight's code?
Sir Cole: A knight is sworn to valor and virtue. His blade defends the good, and his might upholds the weak. His temper shall be led by patience, and his kindness will give aid to those who seek it.
Candy: Spring break forever, bitches.
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