Texas / Walking Small - S1-E18
[SpongeBob in the shape of Texas].
SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, what am I now?
Patrick: Uh, stupid?
SpongeBob: No, I'm Texas!
Patrick: What's the difference?
[Both laugh].
Quotes from Tom Kenny movies and TV shows - page 2 of 2
Spongebob Squarepants: We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new tactic.
Patrick Star: I got it! Let's get naked!
Spongebob Squarepants: No, lets save that for when we're selling real estate.
Spongebob Squarepants: Oh, Gary! Why didn't you tell me I was pushing you too hard?
Gary: Meow!
Spongebob Squarepants: You did? Oh, Gary! Why didn't you tell me I wasn't listening?
Gary: Meow!
Spongebob Squarepants: You did?
[Spongebob and Patrick have wrecked Mr. Krabs' first dollar.]
Patrick Star: This is all Mr. Krab's fault. If he hadn't had hung that stupid dollar in the first place. It's not as if it looks like any regular dollar. Why hang it? You could just stick any old dollar bill up on the wall and Krabs wouldn't know the difference! You might as well just reach into my wallet, take out a dollar, and put it on the wall.
Spongebob Squarepants: Patrick, take out your wallet.
Patrick Star: I don't see where you're going with this.
Spongebob Squarepants: Remember, Patrick. Flatter the customer. Make him feel good.
Fish: Hello?
Patrick Star: I love you.
[Squidward and Spongebob beleive robots are taking over the world.]
Squidward Tentacles: I'll evacuate the customers, you call the navy.
Spongebob Squarepants: Hello, operator. Get me the navy.
Phone recording: Hello, you've reached the navy's automated phone service.
Spongebob Squarepants: Squidward! The robots are running the navy!
MuscleBob BuffPants / Squidward, the Unfriendly Ghost - S1-E11
SpongeBob: I don't know how to say this Patrick, but our old pal Squidward, he's... He's pushing up daisies.
Patrick: Oh, I thought he was dead.
Pizza Delivery / Home Sweet Pineapple - S1-E5
Squidward: Sponge, we gotta eat something.
Spongebob: I heard in times of hardship, the pioneers would eat coral. No, maybe it wasn't coral. Maybe it was sand, no, mud.
Squidward: Give me the pizza!
Spongebob: Wait, I remember now. It was coral!
Squidward: Give it to me!
Pizza Delivery / Home Sweet Pineapple - S1-E5
Squidward: [Answers phone.] Hello?
SpongeBob: Squidward!
Squidward: Is it time already for you to ruin my day?
SpongeBob: Squidward! Help me! My house is shrinking and I woke up this morning and it was getting smaller...oh no!
Squidward: Yep, it is.
[Patrick comes out from his rock.]
Patrick: Is it time already to ruin Squid's day? [Falls off rock onto his furniture then jumps out with a tuxedo on.] Hey, SpongeBob, don't start without me!
Spongebob's Last Stand - S7-E22
Mr. Krabs: Come on, lad. Let's go give that Plankton a piece of our minds.
[SpongeBob literally rips out a piece of his head.]
SpongeBob: Think this piece should do the trick.
Pre-Hibernation Week / Life of Crime - S2-E13
SpongeBob: We'll spend the rest of our lives running. Running. But at least it's warm around the fire.
Patrick: Hey, if we're underwater, how can there be a...
[Fire goes out].
The Chaperone / Employee of the Month - S1-E12
Squidward: I could win it with my tentacles tied!
SpongeBob: That can be arranged!
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