Captain Kidd: See all those words printed in a line one after the other? Put 'em all together and you have a story.
Donna Mildred Martin: The only advice my Mom ever gave me was, "Don't live in the same city as your parents."
David Basner: What crappy advice. I can't get my parents to move.
Max Basner: Your best friend is your dick.
David Basner: Now where did I learn that? Your best friend is your dick.
Max Basner: Great, maybe the four of us can get together and have lunch.
David Basner: Look, I've done the job. Alright? Take my stuff, do whatever you want to do with it. But for the fifth time now, I'm not going anywhere with anybody. And don't you ever fucking touch me again.
David Basner: I could've been a great doctor.
Max Basner: You could've been a great anything, son.
David Basner: Mom, why don't you put on your shoes and come out of the cage? How many guys have said that to their mothers?
Andrew Beckett: I appreciate your faith in my abilities.
Charles Wheeler: Faith, Andy, is the belief in something for which we have no evidence. It doesn't apply to this situation.
Hero Boy: At one time most of my friends could hear the bell, but as years passed it fell silent for all of them. Even Sarah found one Christmas that she could no longer hear its sweet sound. And though I've grown old, the bell still rings for me, as it does for all who truly believe.
Conductor: Sometimes seeing is believing. And sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see.
Conductor: One thing about trains - it doesn't matter where they're going. What matters is deciding to get on.
Ben Bradlee: He says we can't, I say we can. There, you're caught up.
Walt Disney: We can't make this film without the color red - it's set in London, for Pete's sake!
P.L. Travers: And?
Walt Disney: Well, there's buses, mailboxes, guard's uniforms, the English flag...
P.L. Travers: I understand your predicament, Mr. Disney. It's just that - I don't know what it is, I'm just suddenly very anti-red. I shan't be wearing it ever again.
Private Reiben: I got a bad feeling about this one.
Captain Miller: When was the last time you felt good about anything?
Captain Miller: It's like finding a needle in a stack of needles.
Captain Miller: Maybe we should bust up into groups, wander the woods like Hansel and Gretel, calling his name. He's bound to hear us sooner or later. RYAN!
Captain Miller: He better be worth it. He better go home and cure a disease, or invent a longer-lasting light bulb.
Cpt. Miller: I'll see you on the beach!
Private Caparzo: Captain, the decent thing to do would be take her over to the next town.
Captain John Miller: We're not here to do the decent thing, we're here to follow f*cking orders!
Jonah Baldwin: Talk to her, dad. She's a doctor.
Sam Baldwin: Of what? Her first name could be Doctor.
Jay: Well, this is fate! She's divorced, we don't want to redo the cabinets, and you need a wife. What do they call it when everything intersects?
Sam Baldwin: The Bermuda Triangle.
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