Quotes from Thomas Mann movies and TV shows

Limo Driver: So you love this girl?
Greg: Uh, no. I wouldn't go that far.

Greg: Can I put some flowers on you?

Greg: Summer. What does that word even mean, right? More "summ." Winter, same deal. More "wint"?

Greg: One last thing. Hot girls destroy your life. That's just a fact.

Greg: The idea behind each one was we took a film that we like and made the title stupider. And then made a new film to reflect the new stupid title. It's a formula that only produces horrible films, but for some reason we kept using it.

Greg: We're on drugs.
Earl: Oh shit.
Rachel: Why are you on drugs?

Greg: I remember visiting Rachel too. Sometimes she talked, and sometimes she didn't want to. When she didn't want to I talked. Or we watched movies. Sometimes she laughed, sometimes she didn't.

Greg: So again, if this was a touching, romantic story we'd obviously fall in love and she'd say all the wise, beautiful things that can only be learned in life's twilight or whatever. And then she'd die in my arms. But again, that's not what happened. She just got quieter and unhappier.

Greg: You know I'm terminally awkward and I have a face like a little groundhog. I just feel like, you know, for a kid like me in high school best case scenario, just survive. You know? Survive without creating any mortal enemies or hideously embarassing yourself forever.