Nathan: Whoa! You joining the militia group or something?
Gilly: So I go to the gun range like three or four times a week to blow off steam. I'm a virgin. What else am I gonn' do?
Nathan: I can't believe you're making me fight hungover.
Kevin: You wanna drink like a man, then let's see if you can fight like a man.
Sharkboy: Usually, if you snooze, you lose. With Max, you snooze, you win.
Miller: Hey, there. You must be Cam. Dylan tells me you're new to parkour. He also said you're pretty good. Might have to, uh, work on this jump though. I'm Miller. Pick a fight with gravity before you're ready, you tend to get a beating.
Cam: I don't know what I'm doing.
Miller: That's the great thing about parkour, my friend. There are no rules.
Jacob Black: You kill her, you kill me.
Jacob Black: You look terrible.
Bella Swan: Yeah, it's nice to see you too.
Jacob Black: Don't do that.
Bella Swan: What?
Jacob Black: Smile like I'm your favorite person on the world.
Bella Swan: You're one of them. It feels complete when you're here, Jake.
Seth: How cool is this? A two-man pack. Two against the world.
Jacob Black: You're getting on my nerves, Seth.
Seth: Right. Shutting up. Can do.
Jacob Black: Lot of red eyes around here.
Bella Swan: Should I come back?
Jacob Black: I need some time, but I'll always be waiting.
Bella Swan: Until my heart stops beating.
Jacob Black: Maybe even then.
Jacob Black: I kissed Bella...and she broke her hand...punching my face. It's a whole mess of stuff.
Jacob Black: You wouldn't have to change for me, Bella. I'm in love with you, and I want you to pick me instead of him.
Jacob Black: Bella, you're crossing a line.
Bella Swan: Then don't draw one.
Bella Swan: You're sort of beautiful.
Jacob Black: How hard did you hit your head?
Jacob Black: Do not get me upset.
Jacob Black: I know what he did to you but Bella, I want you to know I will never hurt you.
Willy: I don't feel comfortable taking my shirt off in public.
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