Cynthia Smith: Are you a nice person?
Steve Ames: Well, uh, I like to think so. But then again, if I was Ted Bundy, do you think I'd tell you?
Quotes from Steven Weber movies and TV shows
Steve Ames: Stay here.
Cynthia Smith: Yeah right! Eat me, said the cake to Alice.
Cynthia Smith: Are you going to smoke that or gum it to death?
Steve Ames: Eh... I quit. I still urge to keep the practice though.
[Looking at Vampire Lucy in her coffin.]
Jonathan Harker: Now she's dead.
Van Helsing: No.
Jonathan Harker: She's alive?
Van Helsing: No, she's Nosferatu.
Jonathan Harker: She's Italian?
Van Helsing: And if she dies a victim of this unspeakable creature, she will become one herself!
Dr. Seward and Jonathan Harker: What?
Van Helsing: She will become one herself!