Quotes from Ryan Reynolds movies and TV shows - page 6 of 6

John Hartley: You know what I think is funny, Booth?
Nolan Booth: Vin Diesel's audition tape for Cats? It exists.

John Hartley: We're not partners. This is a marriage of convenience.
Nolan Booth: I want a divorce and I'm keeping the kids.

Tobin Frost: I think you need to consider how your safe house was attacked in the first place. That house was a secure location. Whoever crashed it, they were invited. Someone told them, someone you know...
Matt Weston: You're not gonna get in my head.
Tobin Frost: I am already in your head!

Matt Weston: How am I supposed to get more experience by staring at four walls all day?

Richard Messner: You said someone came up to you as an FBI agent?
Pimply Casino Employee: Yeah?
Richard Messner: And then you saw him get on the elevator wearing a security guard outfit?
Pimply Casino Employee: Yeah?
Richard Messner: And that doesn't seem odd to you?

Donald Carruthers: Do you know what? Urine is good for your skin? My grandmother... I swear to god, my grandmother told me. She said... She didn, 'cause when I used to get a zit or something, she said.
Richard Messner: She pissed on your face?
Donald Carruthers: Get the fuck out of here. Are you fucking nuts?
Richard Messner: What?
Donald Carruthers: She's my grandmother.
Richard Messner: You just told me your grandmother said that piss is good for your skin.

Turbo: Are you crazy?
Whiplash: Yeah, I'm crazy! What made you think I was sane?

Chet: Now, with the television gone, you can finally stop watching these races and get on with your life.
Turbo: I have a life?

Van Wilder: I know Ms Pacman is special. She's cute...she's fun...she swallows.

Gwen: Well, I think it takes a lot more than the kind of underwear one wears to define them as a person.
Van Wilder: Like what?!

Van Wilder: You might want to write that down.

Monty: Well me and the hooker.
Monty's Mom: The hooker and I.

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Randol Schoenberg: You could buy a new bungalow... buy anything you want.
Maria Altmann: I'd like a new dishwasher.

Randol Schoenberg: We recommend opening the can and exacting the little worm with a pair of tweezers and shutting the can as quickly as possible.

Randol Schoenberg: It's hard to believe Hitler once applied to be an art student here.
Maria Altmann: I wish they'd have accepted him.

Maria Altmann: A week ago you weren't even interested and now you're all over me like a rash. What happened?
Randol Schoenberg: Well, against my better judgment, I think I like you.

Randol Schoenberg: It's almost press time, how do I look?
Maria Altmann: Sexy and victorious.
Randol Schoenberg: Oh yeah?
Maria Altmann: How do I look?
Randol Schoenberg: You look sexy - and victorious.

Wade Wilson: You know, I love this weapon more than any other thing in the whole wide world you wanna know why?
Victor Creed: No.
Wade Wilson: It's memorable. Sure it's bulky, tough to get on a plane. You whip out a couple of swords at your ex-girlfriend's wedding, they will never, ever forget it.
Victor Creed: That's funny Wade, but I've think you confuse me with someone who gives a shit.
Wade Wilson: Right well it's probably not as intimidating as having a gun, or bone-claws or the fingernails of a bag-lady... Manicure?