Major David Kabakov: What is this thing you Americans call the Super Bowl?
Major David Kabakov: Mr. Corley, what exactly is this Super Bowl?
Romer Treece: Hey, boy, this is "Goliath" trash! What the bastard hell were you doing diving down there?
David Sanders: I'm goin' down there, and you're gonna have to blow me up too.
Romer Treece: As you please, boy.
Maj. Schroeder: Ah, tell me what has all this to do with that, uh, suitcase case you keep looking at?
Mallory: Well, that suitcase is full of our penicillin.
Maj. Schroeder: Oh, indeed. Perhaps I could see some it?
Mallory: Certainly, Major. Open it Miller.
Miller: You can't do that here, sir. You'll ruin the lot. You know perfectly well that any contamination will destroy it. It's got to be opened under laboratory conditions.
Quint: Hooper! Stop playing with yourself Hooper!
Quint: When I was a little boy every little squirt wanted to be a harpooner or a sword fisherman. What you got here? A portable shower or a monkey cage?
Hooper: Anti-shark cage.
Quint: Anti-shark cage... You go inside the cage? [Hooper nods.] Cage goes in the water? [Hooper nods.] You go in the water? [Hooper nods.] Shark's in the water? [Hooper nods.] Our shark? [Hooper nods.]
Quint: [he sarcastically sings.] Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again. [Quint laughs and Hooper nods.].
Doyle Lonnegan: Not only are you a cheat, you're a gutless cheat, as well.
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