Quotes from Robert Downey Jr. movies and TV shows - page 4 of 11

Scott Lang: Hank Pym did say to never trust a Stark!
Tony Stark: Who are you?
Scott Lang: Come on, man.

Spider-Man: Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?
James Rhodes: Jesus Tony, how old is this guy?
Tony Stark: I don't know, I didn't carbon date him. He's on the young side.

Tony Stark: If we don't do this, it will be done to us.

Steve Rogers: Sorry, Tony. You know I wouldn't do this if I had any another choice. But he's my friend.
Tony Stark: So was I.

Steve Rogers: I'm sorry, Tony. If I see a situation pointed south, I can't ignore it. Sometimes I wish I could.
Tony Stark: No, you don't. Sometimes I wanna punch you in your perfect teeth.

Tony Stark: All right, I've run out of patience. Underoos!
[Webbing flies in, stealing Captain America's shield and restraining his hands. Spider-Man lands on a vehicle, holding Cap's shield.]
Spider-Man: Hey, everyone.

Tony Stark: Captain? You seem a little defensive.
Steve Rogers: Well, it's been a long day.
Tony Stark: If we can't accept limitations, we're no better than the bad guys.
Steve Rogers: That's not the way I see it.

Charlie Bartlett: How's that going for you?
Principal Nathan Gardner: Some days are better than others.
Charlie Bartlett: Do you wanna talk about it sometime?

Principal Nathan Gardner: Never, never attack a drunk guy with a gun.

Ethan Tremblay: My father always had a saying "When a day starts like this it's all uphill from here.
Peter Highman: Uphill? No, it's all downhill from here.
Ethan Tremblay: But nobody wants to be down, everybody wants to be up. It's all uphill from here.
Peter Highman: But it's easier to go downhill. So your dad had no idea what the fuck he was talking about.

Ethan Tremblay: You ready to apologize?
Peter Highman: What? Fuck You!

Peter Highman: I am leaving you here for a far more fundamental reason. I despise who you are at a cellular level.
Ethan Tremblay: Okay. I've heard that before, and I'm trying to work on it, okay?

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Peter Highman: If I miss the birth of my own child, I'm gonna choke you out with your own scarf. Wrap that thing 'round your head, and choke you out.
Ethan Tremblay: Sounds a bit... Drastic.

Harrison Winslow: Who came up with this ridiculous concept anyway? Resolve your entire life in one bold stroke? What if I fail? And I will. I'll fail. I'm telling you. I always fail. Then my whole life will be a complete failure.
Thomas Reilly: No offense, Harrison. But you died a failure because you never tried.

Tony Stark: My old man had a philosophy: Peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy.
Christine Everheart: That's a great line coming from the guy selling the sticks.

[Pepper catches him in Iron Man suit.]
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: What's going on here?
Tony Stark: Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've ever caught me doing.

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: The doctor has to look at you.
Tony Stark: I don't have to do anything. I've been in captivity for three months. There are two things I want to do. I want an American cheeseburger, and the other...
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: That's enough of that.
Tony Stark: ...is not what you think. I want you to call for a press conference now.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Call for a press conference? What on earth for?
Tony Stark: Yeah, Hogan, drive. Cheeseburger first.

James Rhodes: You're not a soldier.
Tony Stark: Damn right I'm not. I'm an army.

Tony Stark: Give me a scotch. I'm starving.

James Rhodes: This isn't a game. You do not send civilian equipment into my active war zone. Do you understand me? Do you understand that?
Tony Stark: It's not a piece of equipment. It's a suit. It's me!