Quotes from Riz Ahmed movies and TV shows

State Trooper: Sir, I want you to put your hands on the back of the car.
Malik Khan: Shit, there isn't no need for that.
State Trooper: I got an "easy way or a hard way" speech prepared. If you really want to hear it.

State Trooper: What's going on here.
Malik Khan: A road trip with my boys. Little man needed to stop for a toilet break.
State Trooper: Didn't think to put your hazards on?
Malik Khan: There was nobody on the road.
State Trooper: I was on the road.

Nimona: Evil Larry. That's a great villain name. You should totally change your name.
Ballister Boldheart: Never going to happen.
Nimona: Whatever, Larry.

Ballister Boldheart: Did I ever mean anything to you? Or was it all just a lie?
Ambrosius Goldenloin: A lie? Says the guy running around with a monster!
Ballister Boldheart: Don't call her that! She's smart, kind, and quite sophisticated.
Nimona: That guy just peed his armor! He peed his armor!

Ballister Boldheart: What if you held it in? If you didn't shape-shift?
Nimona: I'd die.
Ballister Boldheart: Good Gloreth, that's horrible!
Nimona: Don't be so gullible. I wouldn't die die. I just sure wouldn't be living.

Ballister Boldheart: He didn't chop off my arm, he disarmed a weapon!
Nimona: Wooow. They brainwashed you good.

Ballister Boldheart: I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I see you, Nimona, and you're not alone.

Nimona: We are villains. Embrace it.
Ballister Boldheart: No. We're doing things my way this time. No one gets hurt.
Nimona: I was going for the hurting people version.

Ballister Boldheart: What are you?
Nimona: I'm Nimona.

Nimona: Who do you want to kill first?
Ballister Boldheart: I'm not killing anybody.
Nimona: This one. This guy looks extremely punchable.
Ballister Boldheart: You're right. He is actually extremely punchable.