Quotes from Richard Libertini movies and TV shows

Dewey: Do you think we'll see a mummy?
Dijon: That reminds me, my mummy's expecting me. It's time for my nap.

Dijon: Master, all this flip-flapping - maybe we take the bus back?

Genie: Wait, wait! Why give him the lamp?
Dijon: Because the master wants it so badly.
Genie: But don't you see, with the lamp you'll be the big chief? The hot falafel? The most powerful person on Earth? Oh, great master.
Dijon: Master? Master? Master Dijon? Oh, I like it! I really like it.

Dijon: Is there a doctor in the pyramid?

Merlock: At last, after all these centuries, the lamp will be mine again.
Dijon: Yes, yes! You will be more powerful than, than... locomotive! More faster than speeding bull! You will leap all buildings in a single town.

Genie: Shouldn't we be bird watching?
Dijon: Don't worry about Merlock. He would not dare to confront the great and powerful Dijon... Anyway, I don't think he knows about me yet.

Fletch: Frank, I need to go to Utah.
Frank Walker: Utah?
Fletch: Yeah, Utah. It's wedged in between Wyoming and Nevada. You've seen pictures of it, right?

General Garcia: We have no blindfolds senor, we are a poor country.

General Garcia: I am a pacifist by nature with a deep Quaker belief in the sanctity of human life. I wish I had a choice but to kill you.