Robert Mallory: There have been other sightings. The boys believe.
Florence Cathcart: Boys believe in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. I'm sure some of them even believe in God.
Christine: Is it paranoia if, indeed, everyone is coming after you?
George: You wanna maybe get some dinner tonight?
Christine: Maybe.
George: You know, fork, knife, plate, food, dinner.
Christine: I don't... I don't get it.
George: Chubbuck, I'm not gonna bite you. I feel like we're always about to make some breakthrough to some new level of connectivity, but something gets in the way.
Christine: Dinner?
George: Yeah.
Christine: So. Now. In keeping with the WZRB policy, presenting the most immediate and complete reports of local blood and guts, TV-30 presents what is believed to be a television first. In living color, an exclusive coverage of an attempted suicide.
Christine: Have you even seen the flowers Gail has put out for us? They're fake, Mike. Just fake. Sums up the whole operation.
Nick Halsey: You need to put up some curtains.
Samantha: Why? So I don't have some drunk staring at me all day?
Nick Halsey: No so you don't have to look at your future.
Ilene Andrews: The myths are real. There was a war. And they're the last ones standing.
Ilene Andrews: I knew that they had a bond. She had nowhere to go, so I made a promise to protect her. And I think that in some way, Kong did the same.
Bernie Hayes: Kong can't stop this on his own.
Ilene Andrews: He won't be alone.
Dr. Grace Hart: Shall we begin the autopsy? Dr. Grace Hart.
Watson: A woman doctor?
Holmes: Impossible. Fortunately we have a real doctor here.
Watson: Would you like some heroin?
Tony Stark: Please don't tell me there's a 12-year-old kid waiting in the car that I've never met.
Maya Hansen: He's 13. No, I need your help.
Elizabeth Marston: How are you going to learn anything at all about life if you refuse to live it?
Elizabeth Marston: If it is the same work then why can I not receive a PhD from Harvard? Because I have a vagina?
Elizabeth Marston: He respects me. He loves me. And he's never boring.
Elizabeth Marston: When are you going to stop justifying the whims of your cock with science?
Elizabeth Marston: Will you stop apologizing? Do you know how many times a minute you apologize?
Olive Byrne: Sorry.
Claire Keesey: Did you say your name was Jim or Gem?
James Coughlin: Well, huh, it's kinda both. The teachers use to always say, "Here take this one. He's a gem."
Will Caster: I need you to wait here.
Evelyn Caster: What? Where are you going?
Will Caster: Everywhere.
Joseph Tagger: Will?
Will Caster: You surprised to see me, Joseph?
Joseph Tagger: Um... That depends.
Will Caster: On what?
Joseph Tagger: Can you prove you're self-aware?
Will Caster: That's a difficult question, Dr. Tagger. Can you prove that you are?
Evelyn Caster: Well, he certainly hasn't lost his sense of humor.
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