Quotes from Pierce Brosnan movies and TV shows - page 3 of 4

Narrator: Human indifference, without a doubt, is the ocean's greatest threat.

Ethan Webb: I want you to move from the lower east side. Why do you insist on living in the farthest corner away from us. I think it's intentional. I think it's almost hurtful.

Kessler: Who are you?
Remington Steele: Just a happy go lucky tourist out to see a bit of the world.
Neff: Is that why you've got five passports, from five different countries, in five different names?
Remington Steele: Kept trying for a good picture.

Remington Steele: Irresponsibility isn't a sickness - it's an art.

Remington Steele: Atomic man is wanted for murder.
Remington Steele: Really, I didn't realise the penalty for bad acting was that stiff in this country.

Laura Holt: Now all we need is the third man.
Remington Steele: Well, if it isn't Orson Welles, I can't be of any immediate help.

Remington Steele: A killer caught by a lousy television show and a rotten commercial. There's some thing poetic about that.

Gideon: Your sister, she don't take kindly to thieving. There's plenty of time for that when you grow up.

Gideon: What do you want?
Carver: I thought that would have been obvious the way I've been shootin' at ya.

Madame Louise Fair: Spoken like a true sinner.
Gideon: Well, hell, don't matter much out here.
Madame Louise Fair: Man's got to do what a man's got to do, right?

Tom Ryan: Never pick a fight with someone who's got nothing to lose.

Gordon: Good God, man. You've fallen for that little slice of American pie.
Richard: Dad.
Gordon: Now you listen to me. This might be the most important bit of advice that I ever give you. American women may be fun and Victoria Secret when you first met them, but as soon as they get their claws into you, they stop fucking and start eating, and the only ass you gonna get is a fat one.

Olivia: The other day, I found myself opening a door for a man. What happened to chivalry?
Richard: You know why guys open doors for women?
Olivia: No?
Richard: So we can check out your arses as you walk by.
Olivia: Well, you're just full of all these amazing insights, aren't you? (00:08:35)

Sammo ★

Malloy: Take this little problem here on your board. The answer seems pretty plain to me.
Evan Birch: Does it? Well, be my guest. Prove this chair exists.
Malloy: What chair?

Harry Pendel: And do we dress right or left, sir? Most of my gentlemen favour left these days, don't think it's political.
Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: Never know where the bloody thing is. Bobs about like a wind-sock.

Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: There's two ways we can deal with this one, old girl. Sweat it out for six months, then fall into each other's arms. "Darling, why didn't we ever do this before?" Method B, the preferred one... full-on affair, now. Observing tight security all round. See how we like it. If we don't, chuck it in. No one's the wiser.
Francesca Deane: I don't suppose it's occurred to you that I might hugely prefer someone else?
Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: Is that a "no"?
Francesca Deane: No.

Thomas Crown: Regret is usually a waste of time, as is gloating.

Thomas Crown: Here's to the fear of being trapped.

Thomas Crown: Do you want to dance? Or do you want to DANCE?

Thomas Crown: You look wonderful!
Catherine Banning: Thank you! How are you?
Thomas Crown: Popular.