Dr Ventress: It's destroying everything.
Lena: It's not destroying. It's making something new.
Lena: You said nothing comes back. But something has.
Lomax: Did it communicate with you?
Lena: It reacted to me.
Lomax: You really have no idea what it was.
Sam Cahill: You know what I did to fucking get back to you?
Grace Cahill: No.
Sam Cahill: You fucking bitch! you know how he fucking suffered? he fucking suffered because of you! and what have you done to MY fucking house and MY fucking kids, grace? you ARE fucking MY brother.
Grace Cahill: Sam, you know I didn't.
Sam Cahill: You ARE fucking MY brother in MY fucking house.
Sam Cahill: I have to go. He's my brother.
Grace Cahill: He doesn't deserve you.
Alice: Where is this love? I can't see it, I can't touch it. I can't feel it. I can hear it. I can hear some words, but I can't do anything with your easy words.
Dan: At six, we stand round the computer and look at the next day's page, make final changes, add a few euphemisms for our own amusement.
Alice: Such as?
Dan: "He was a convivial fellow" - meaning he was an alcoholic. "He valued his privacy" - gay. "He enjoyed his privacy" - raging queen.
Alice: What would my euphemism be?
Dan: She was... disarming.
Alice: That's not a euphemism.
Dan: Yes, it is.
Alice: So this man comes into the café today, and he says, "Hey waitress, what are you waiting for?"
Dan: Funny guy.
Alice: So I go, "I'm waiting for a man to come in here and fuck me sideways with a beautiful line like that."
Dan: So what did he ask for?
Alice: He asked for a cup of tea with two sugars.
Alice: No one will ever love you as much as I do. Why isn't love enough?
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