Cristina Peck: You know what I thought when mom died? I couldn't understand how you could talk to people again, how you could laugh... again. I couldn't understand how you could play with us. And no, no that's a lie, life does not just go on.
Jake: Oh my gosh! How do you know Mike Shiner?
Lesley: We share a vagina.
Lesley: Why don't I have any self respect?
Laura: You're an actress, honey.
Susan Carpenter: OK... Fuck it.
Peter Carpenter: You're not supposed to swear in front of me.
Susan Carpenter: We are not murdering the police commissioner and that is final.
Susan Carpenter: I need a Nemesis Vanquish 7.62 with a Litton Ranger Night Vision scope, a suppressor and three extra ten-round detachable mags. Think you can handle that, or should I take my business elsewhere?
Big Ed: Suppressors are illegal for civilian use.
Susan Carpenter: Let's see what Dominic has to say about that? Yeah, Dominic. Look, chief, all due respect, I got a plane to catch. So why don't you just name your price and I'll get out of your hair?
Susan Carpenter: I didn't want things to get violent.
Henry Carpenter: Violence isn't the worst thing in the world.
Susan Carpenter: What is then?
Henry Carpenter: Apathy.
Susan Carpenter: Sheila? Hello?
Peter Carpenter: Found her.
Sheila: Oh... oh. Lovely. You brought the children. Hello, Hank.
Henry Carpenter: Sheila. Looking radiant as ever.
Susan Carpenter: Let me guess, drinking away memories of that ex who left you in the lurch with two young boys.
Sheila: That was you.
Susan Carpenter: Oh, yeah.
Karen: I can't have sex with you. It'd be dangerous.
Davis: There's that word again. Is Carl really out of town, or did you just chop him up into little pieces and stuff him in your sock drawer?
Karen: That's ridiculous. I don't have a sock drawer.
Davis: Well... where do you keep all your socks?
Karen: In the same drawer as my underwear.
Davis: What? I just... You know, I just think a woman's underwear is deserving of its own space.
Diana: I want to tell you something confidential.
Christiaan Barnard: I'm very good at keeping secrets - except my own.
Diana: I'm very fond of foxes.
Dodi Fayed: Why so?
Diana: They're like me. We've all escaped from the Windsors.
Diana: Dramatic? My whole life has been dramatic. It's been full of the sound of people shutting doors on me. You say you love me, you'll always love me. Well, there's about five billion people on this planet who can say that! But is there one who can stay with me?
Will Atenton: How did she die, Ann? Tell me how she died.
Ann Patterson: Libby loved you. She'd want you to let her go. You have to let her go now, Peter.
Anna: Why are you doing this, why are you helping us?
Nikolai Luzhin: I can't become king if someone else already sits on the throne.
Anna: So you've read the diary. How can you keep doing what you're doing?
Nikolai Luzhin: I'm just a driver.
Anna: My uncle has gone missing, since I told you about him translating the diary.
Nikolai Luzhin: Your uncle is fine, he is in Edinburgh, in a 5-Star Hotel. I was ordered to send him to Heaven with a bullet in his brain... instead I gave him a first class ticket to Scotland. He is old-school, he understands things... exile or death.
Dr. Zahraa: How do you do it? Lie to someone to their face? Huh?
Valerie Plame: You have to know, know why you're lying... And never forget the truth.
Valerie Plame: You seriously think you can pick a fight with the White House and win? They'll bury us.
Joe Wilson: They'll bury us if we don't. Listen Valerie.
Valerie Plame: No you listen to me.
Joe Wilson: No, Valerie, Valerie, Valerie! Do I, does that make me right if I shout louder than you? If I shout louder than you am I right? If I'm the White House and I shout a million times louder than you, does that make me right? They lied Valerie, they lied. That's the truth.
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