Quotes from Michael Keaton movies and TV shows

Stan Hurley: Patriotism exists because people like and people like me need a higher cause. Something bigger than us.

Thug: Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man!
Batman: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favour. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
Thug: What are you?
Batman: I'm Batman.

Batman: I'm going to kill you!
The Joker: You IDIOT! You made me. Remember, you dropped me into that vat of chemicals. That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try!
Batman: I know you did [punches him]. You killed my parents.
The Joker: What? What? What are you talking about?
Batman: I made you, you made me first.
The Joker: Give me a break. I was a kid when I killed your parents. When I say "I made you" you gotta say "you made me." How childish can you get?

Bruce Wayne: Look, you're a real nice girl and I like you a lot, but for right now, shut up!

[Catwoman is hit by Batman.]
Catwoman: How could you?! I'm a woman!
Batman: I'm sorry, I...
[Batman is hit by Catwoman.]
Catwoman: As I was saying, I'm a woman and can't be taken for granted. Life's a bitch, now so am I!

Batman: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
Catwoman: A kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it.

Selina Kyle: It's gonna be a hot time in a cold town tonight.
Bruce Wayne: You've got sort of a dark side, don't you?
Selina Kyle: No darker than yours, Bruce.

Selina Kyle: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
Bruce Wayne: But a kiss can be even deadlier...if you mean it.
[Bruce and Selina realize each other's identities.]
Selina Kyle: Oh my god. Does this mean we have to start fighting?

Batman: What do you want?
The Penguin: Ah! The direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.

Beetlejuice: I'm the ghost with the most, babe.

[Beetlejuice angrily kicks a model tree and it falls over.]
Beetlejuice: Nice fucking model!

Beetlejuice: It's showtime.

Adam Maitland: What are your qualifications?
Beetlejuice: Ah, well, I attended Juliard, I graduated from Harvard Business School, I travel quite extensively, I lived through the Black Plague and I had a pretty good time during that, I've seen The Exorcist about 167 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it, not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy! NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Beetlejuice: Alright, let's get down to business! I got a card around here somewhere. Here, here, who do I have to kill? Here, hold that for me, would you?
Barbara Maitland: Whoa! Ah!
Beetlejuice: There you go!
Adam Maitland: You don't have to kill anybody!
Beetlejuice: Ah! Possession! Good! [Beetlejuice's voice comes out of Barbra's mouth] Learn to throw your voice. Fool your friends! Fun at parties!

Beetlejuice: The juice is loose!

Ray Kroc: If you've got time to lean, then you've got time to clean.

Ray Kroc: If I saw a competitor drowning, I'd shove a hose down his throat.

Ray Kroc: You know what - contracts are like hearts, they are made to be broken.

Ray Kroc: What's your name?
Leonard Rosenblatt: Leonard. Leonard Rosenblatt.
Ray Kroc: Rosenblatt? What's a Jew doing selling Catholic bibles?
Leonard Rosenblatt: Making a living.

Hunt Stevenson: Now on these last few we might need to cut a few corners. Little things, like... Engines.