Quotes from Maya Rudolph movies and TV shows

Matilda: And this is Terence.
Red: More like terrifying.

Matilda: We're gonna be working managing our anger through movement.
Chuck: Eagle, heron, peacock, warrior, mountain, tree, rabbit, fish, locust, king pigeon, and of course, downward duck.
Red: Yuck.

Lillian: Why can't you be happy for me and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person?

Smiler: Nobody leaves the phone! Delete them.

Deanne McKenzie: How about I take you out for a date night every Thursday?
Kurt McKenzie: Well, Thursday night is Grey's Anatomy, but any other night would be great.

Phil Philips: Yeah? What'd she say?
Bubbles: She said I'd like to sew your asshole shut, and just keep feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you.
Phil Philips: Well that's a new one. (00:04:15)

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Brinda: Winter is coming, bitches.