Quotes from Maureen Stapleton movies and TV shows

Ma Kelly: Bless the saints, it's an ashtray! I've been thinking of taking up smoking. This clinches it.

Ma Kelly: You've gotten to be like a daughter to me and I wanna share somethin' with ya.
Lil: Awww, what's that Mom Kelley?
Ma Kelly: I go both ways.
Lil: Oh.

Ma Kelly: I love him, but someday I'm gonna knock him on his ass.

Ma Kelly: The Lower East Side. This really sucks.

Estelle: You think you know somebody after 25 years. And then one day, Israeli Intelligence comes to the door.
Anna: "Israeli Intelligence."
Estelle: Last Tuesday. That's why I've gotta sell the house. It turns out, Carlos was Hitler's pool man.