Quotes from Mary Vivian Pearce movies and TV shows

Nat Curzan from "The Tattler": And Cotton... I notice a smile on your lips. Does murder make you happy?
Cotton: Murder merely relieves tension, Mr. Curzan. For murder to bring happiness, one must already be happy and I am - completely at peace with myself, totally happy.

Babs Johnson: I'll have to change my appearance. I think I'll dye my hair another color and start dressing like a dyke.
Cotton: Me too! I'll get a crew cut.

Cotton: Let's move to Boise, I always wanted to go there.
Babs Johnson: Boise, Cotton? Why, that might not be a bad place.
Crackers: Were you ever there?
Cotton: Only once, we robbed a transit bus there, remember?
Babs Johnson: I remember, the number 42.

Crackers: A turd, Mama, a turd.
Cotton: Who could've sent this?
Miss Edie: Ahhh. A turd? Oh, a turd! Oh, Babs.
Babs Johnson: This is a direct attack on my divinity.

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