Nellie LaRoy: I'll just let you get on with fucking your cousins.
Nellie LaRoy: It's written in the stars. I am a star.
Nellie LaRoy: Hello, college.
Nellie LaRoy: Let 'em know that I got here on my terms, not theirs. And when I'm done I'm gonna dance my ass off into the night. And they'll know - everyone will fucking know - that they could never control one goddamn fucking thing.
Barbie: [in tears] I'm not pretty anymore.
Narrator: Note to filmmakers - Margot Robbie is not the actress to get this point across.
Barbie: It's like I've been in a dream where I was really invested in the Zack Snyder cut of 'Justice League'.
Barbie: I'd love to see what kind of nude blob he's packing under those jeans.
Harley Quinn: Do you know what a harlequin is? A harlequin's role is to serve. It's nothing without a master. No one gives two shits who we are, beyond that.
Harley Quinn: I'm the one they should be scared of! Not you, not Mr J! Because I'm Harley Freaking Quinn.
Harley Quinn: Never call a woman a "chick." I'll accept "broad", "lady", "woman" and on occasion "bitch."
Harley Quinn: I am so fucking over clowns.
Daphne Milne: You know what writing a book against war is like? It's like writing a book against Wednesdays. Wednesdays... are a fact of life, and if you don't like them, you could just stay in bed, but you can't stop them because Wednesdays are coming and if today isn't actually a Wednesday it soon will be.
Daphne Milne: I you don't think about a thing, then it ceases to exist. It's true, I read about it. It's all in Plato. It's called philosophy.
Alan Milne: Oh, philosophy. Well, I hope you know you're laughing at Plato.
Daphne Milne: Blue, life is full of frightful things. The great thing is to find something to be happy about and stick to that.
Tonya Harding: There's no such thing as truth. It's bullshit. Everyone has their own truth, and life just does whatever the fuck it wants.
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