Ben Wade: They're gonna kill you and your father, William. They're gonna laugh while they do it. I think you know that.
William Evans: Call 'em off.
Ben Wade: Why should I?
William Evans: Because you're not all bad.
Ben Wade: Yes, I am.
William Evans: You saved us from those Indians.
Ben Wade: I saved myself.
William Evans: You got us through the tunnels. You helped us get away.
Ben Wade: If I had a gun in them tunnels, I would have used it on you.
William Evans: I don't believe you.
Ben Wade: Kid, I wouldn't last five minutes leading an outfit like that if I wasn't as rotten as hell.
Norman Ellison: Best job I've ever had.
Roy Eberhardt: What's wrong with Ling Ho?
Roy Eberhardt: Hey, Dad?
Mr. Eberhardt: Yeah?
Roy Eberhardt: What do you do to catch the bad guys?
Mr. Eberhardt: At work? Well, we don't chase our bad guys down the street. The trick is to catch them in their paperwork. Sooner or later, they all slip up and leave a trail.
Roy Eberhardt: Right.
Mr. Eberhardt: I know it's boring stuff, it's not the razzle-dazzle you were hoping for.
Roy Eberhardt: I don't know. Maybe it is.
Roy Eberhardt: I knew I couldn't spend the rest of the school year hiding from Beatrice the Bear. I had to take a stand, even if it meant getting decapitated with my own lunch tray.
Noah: Ham. What are you doing?
Young Ham: It's pretty.
Noah: You see those other flowers? How they're attached to the ground? That's where they should be. They have a purpose. The sprout. And they bloom. The wind takes their seeds and more flowers grow. We only collect what we can use, and what we need. Do you understand?
Robin Sparrow: Skeletons can't just get up and walk away! You were right. That man wasn't the killer, the real killer is still out there and he knows dads onto him.
Mrs. Dodds: You stole the lightning bolt!
Percy Jackson: I don't know what you're talking about!
Mrs. Dodds: Give to me, now, or I will bite your heart out!
Chiron: Use this to defend yourself. It's a powerful weapon.
Percy Jackson: This is a pen.
Chiron: Only use it in times of severe distress.
Percy Jackson: This is a *pen*.
Percy Jackson: Why are you in a dress?
Grover: I'm having a really bad day.
Kronos: Percy Jackson! Your destiny was written long ago.
Percy Jackson: I write my own destiny.
Clarisse: Don't worry about always coming in second, Jackson.
Percy Jackson: You know everything they say about you is wrong, Clarisse. You actually do have a sense of humor.
Annabeth: You'd destroy the whole world just, to what, to get back at your dad?
Luke: The Olympians overthrew their parents. It's just our turn.
Percy Jackson: We met your father. He said that he knows that he made mistakes, and he... he told us to tell you to not be so angry.
Luke: Really? And he couldn't even tell me himself. Does that sound familiar?
Grover: This is a bad idea.
Percy Jackson: You don't even know what I was gonna say.
Grover: You were going to say you're going after the fleece.
Annabeth: Actually, he was going to say we were.
Charlie: Dad, can I have 30 dollars?
Father: 20 dollars? What do you need 10 dollars for?
Charlie: Right now we are alive, and in this moment I swear we are infinite.
Charlie: You're not small, you're beautiful.
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