Shep: You hear that Nutso? The boy here says he owes me. he owes ME. Are we even? ARE WE even? You don't owe me nothin. You owe yourself and ones who cared to get you here. Believe me. I know.
Kyle-Lee: Why are you doin this man? It's just a game.
Shep: Not to me.
Jimmy Sands: Clip their wings? Man, could you just shoot their damn heads off? And don't miss.
Jimmy Sands: There. Now it's securer than the god damn Alamo.
Sheriff Emmett Kimsey: Bad example there Jimmy.
Jimmy Sands: Houston, we've got a problem.
Josef Grul: Hey, Jamaica! Watch out for Number Twelve turn. Scary, ja?
Derice Bannock: What's his problem?
Irv: He's Josef Grul. He's one of the best drivers in the world.
Yul Brenner: Yeah, he's one of the biggest assholes in the world, too.
Sanka Coffie: Hey Derice! Ya dead?
Derice Bannock: No mon, I'm not dead. We have to finish the race.
Sanka Coffie: You mean winter, as in ICE?
Derice Bannock: Maybe.
Sanka Coffie: You mean winter, as in igloos and Eskimos and penguins and ICE?
Derice Bannock: Possibly.
Sanka Coffie: See ya.
Derice Bannock: Where you going?
Sanka Coffie: I'm going to take a hot bath, I'm getting cold just thinking about all this ICE.
Derice Bannock: "Cool Runnings" means "Peace Be The Journey."
Derice Bannock: Hey, you can pee now.
Sanka Coffie: Um too late.
Sanka Coffie: So, let's talk about this billsled team.
Derice Bannock: No, bobsled team.
Sanka Coffie: Whoever. Now, about the Weaties box. I'm gunna be on it myself, right?
Derice Bannock: No, mon, you gunna be on it with me.
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