Jazz: Well, that weekend was a mistake.
Ford Fairlane: Hey, look. I'm sorry I made you clean the toilets and the bathtubs, I mean, who did all the work in bed?
Quotes from Lauren Holly movies and TV shows
Lloyd Christmas: What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together?
Mary Swanson: Well Lloyd, that's difficult to say. We really don't.
Lloyd Christmas: Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you, Mary. Just...the least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary Swanson: Not good.
Lloyd Christmas: You mean not good like, one out of a hundred?
Mary Christmas: I'd say more like one out of a million.
Lloyd Christmas: So you're telling me there's a chance! YEAH!
Rachel Taper: We need you to program the autopilot so it can vector you around the storm front ahead. You've got a level 6 storm.
Teri Halloran: Is that a 6 on a scale from 1 to 10?
Rachel Taper: No, Teri... on a scale of 1 to 6.
Betty: I dated a criminal once.
Teri Halloran: Only once?
Betty: He owned a used car lot. They busted him for turning back the odometers.
Teri Halloran: How could you trust someone like that?
Betty: I figured I did the same thing when I told him I was 21.
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