Quotes from Kurt Russell movies and TV shows

Michael Zane: Guys like me die caught. Guys like you die bloody.

Michael Zane: Finish your fries.
Jesse Waingrow: You can't tell me what to do. You're not my dad.
Michael Zane: Didn't anybody ever tell you about starving kids in Africa?
Jesse Waingrow: Why? Are you gonna send them my fries?

Michael Zane: I've got good news and bad news.
Jesse Waingrow: What's the good news?
Michael Zane: Your mom's in the trunk.
Jesse Waingrow: What's the bad news?
Michael Zane: She's still alive.

Michael Zane: It's time to go to work, baby.

Crunch Calhoun: If you've got no trust, then what do you got?

Jack Burton: Hey, I'm a reasonable guy. But I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.

Jack Burton: Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... Call the president.

Earl: What a man needs out here is a CB radio.
Jeff Taylor: Is that right?
Earl: 'Course, if you use a CB, you gotta have a handle. I'm thinking for you, "Shit For Brains."

Captain Ron: Hey! Uh, leg feels a lot better now, boss. I always been a fast healer, you know. 'Course I believe in Jesus, so that helps.

Martin Harvey: Slow down! There's boats all over the place.
Captain Ron: Don't worry. They'll get out of the way. I learned that driving the Saratoga.

Captain Ron: Captain Ron: A diesel loves her oil same as a sailor loves rum.

Pam: So what's your name, icy?
Stuntman Mike: Stuntman Mike.
Pam: Stuntman Mike's your name.
Stuntman Mike: You ask anybody.
Pam: Hey Warren. Who is this guy?
Warren the Bartender: Stuntman Mike.
Pam: And who the hell is Stuntman Mike?
Warren the Bartender: He's a stuntman.

Juana: So how'd you become a stuntman?
Stuntman Mike: I learned it from my brother... Stuntman Bob.

Stuntman Mike: Well damn if you ain't so sweet you make sugar taste just like salt.

Pam: Is that cowboy wisdom?
Stuntman Mike: I'm not a cowboy, Pam... I'm a stuntman.

Stuntman Mike: Well, Pam... Which way you going, left or right?
Pam: Right.
Stuntman Mike: Oh, that's too bad.
Pam: Why?
Stuntman Mike: Because it was a fifty fifty shot on wheter you'd be going left or right. You see we're both going left. You could have just as easily been going left, too. And if that was the case... It would have been a while before you started getting scared. But since you're going the other way, I'm afraid you're gonna have to start getting scared... immediately.

Stuntman Mike: Get ready to fly, bitch.

Cale Crane: I like him.
Ben Crane: Her... I like her too.

Snake: Which one of you assholes gets to die trying to stick me?

Snake: What's it do?
Malloy: Top secret. Only on a need to know basis.
Snake: Apparently, I don't need to know. So, fuck you. I'm going to Hollywood.