Vicki Vale: You're insane.
The Joker: Thought I was a Pisces.
Vicki Vale: What do you want?
Joker: My face on the one dollar bill.
Vicki Vale: You must be joking.
Joker: Do I look like I'm joking?
Eric Stark: Oh Maggie, are you really going to shoot me in front of Cody?
Maggie O'Connor: Close your eyes, honey.
Woman on Bus: What do you think about all that?
Maggie O'Connor: Oh, I don't know. I'm not sure I believe in that kind of thing.
Woman on Bus: Well that don't matter. It's there whether you believe or not believe. It don't care.
Maggie O'Connor: I've never fired a gun before, but I'll bet at this range I'm dead-on.
Cherry: About a year ago, they started hunting children.
Maggie O'Connor: What does this have to do with Cody?
Cherry: They believe she's the one they have been looking for. She's going to lead people to God, Maggie. Eric is going to try to change her, and if not.
Maggie O'Connor: Slaughter of the Innocents.
Cherry: Do you promise to get her out of there? And get out as fast you can?
Nadia Gates: Oh I feel horrible.
Walter Davis: OH dare I to hope that you sobered up?
Nadia Gates: I don't like you. I certainly do not love you. Do we have to have sex?
David Bedford: Oh yes.
Nadia Gates: Okay but no kissing.
Walter Davis: Nadia I'm taking you home.
Nadia Gates: To Baton Rouge?
Walter Davis: I'm taking you to your friends house! Now what's the address?
Jessica Martin: When I didn't show up for work today someone called the police, I'm sure.
Greer: You better hope they didn't.
Jessica Martin: I don't know if there's anything I could ever do to thank you
Ryan: I do. Don't ever call me again.
Eddie O'Hare: I want to know more about you.
Marion Cole: You know too much already.
Kuki Gallmann: We think we control this place, but this place controls us.
Bud White: Merry Christmas.
Lynn Bracken: Merry Christmas to you, officer.
Bud White: That obvious, huh?
Lynn Bracken: It's practically stamped on your forehead.
Lynn Bracken: You're the first man in five years who didn't tell me I look like Veronica Lake inside of a minute.
Bud White: You look better than Veronica Lake.
Bud White: I'd like to see you again.
Lynn Bracken: Are you asking me for a date, or an appointment?
Bud White: I don't know.
Lynn Bracken: Well if you're asking me for a date, I should know your first name.
Bud White: Forget I asked. It was a mistake.
Kitty Potter: This is fucking fruitcake time. I mean - is that fashion, is it? I mean is there a message out there? I mean you got lot of naked people wandering around here.
J.T. Barker: Do you think that jerk Roy do a better job raising your boy than you?
Karen McCoy: At least Roy is his father. At least he has a chance of a normal life with him.
J.T. Barker: Normal? What's not normal about getting on an airplane with your mam and go down to Rio with 3 million bucks?
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