Quotes from Kevin Costner movies and TV shows - page 2 of 6

Crash Davis: I wouldn't dig in if I was you. Next one might be at your head. I don't know where it's gonna go. Swear to God.

Crash Davis: I dare you to throw the hammer. You ain't that stupid.

Crash Davis: Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

Crash Davis: Come on, Rook. Show us that million-dollar arm, 'cause I got a good idea about that five-cent head of yours.

Crash Davis: I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon.

Crash Davis: Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?

Crash Davis: The rose goes in the front, big guy.

Sonny Weaver Jr.: Come on, Tom. Say it with me, you pancake-eating motherfucker.

Sonny Weaver Jr.: Can we talk football? Just football for thirty seconds?
Ali: We can always talk football.

Sonny Weaver Jr.: You were right about me, Tom. I am a crazy man. So come on, take advantage of it. What are you waiting for?

Sonny Weaver Jr.: I want my picks back, and I want David god damn Putney, just because I feel like it.

Rick the Intern: Can I get you a soda?
Sonny Weaver Jr.: No, I don't want a soda! No Clevelander has ever used the word "soda." Ever! Us Clevelanders use the word "pop."

Rick the Intern: Like, how did you come up with that?
Sonny Weaver Jr.: I was pissed.

Sonny Weaver Jr.: God damn it, I love this job.

Joe Darrow: You've been flying long, Victor?
Victor: Don't worry, I know how.
Joe Darrow: You have a license though, right?
Victor: Si, pretty much.

Ben: The lady in the picture, she wants you to go there.
Joe Darrow: Go where, Ben?
Ben: The Rainbow.

Joe Darrow: Am I just going nuts?
Sister Madeline: As nuts as Christopher Columbus, thinking there was another side to the earth.

Gwyn: I think bald is sexy.
Joe Darrow: Really?
Gwyn: Yes.
Joe Darrow: I have a parrot that might turn you on.

Ray Kinsella: I know more about farming than you think I do.
Mark: Well then how could you plow under a major crop?
Ray Kinsella: What's a crop?

Ray Kinsella: You lied to me.
Terence Mann: Well, you were kidnapping me at the time, you big jerk!
Ray Kinsella: But, you lied to me!
Terence Mann: You said your finger was a gun!