Ms. Perky: I've been hearing a lot of complaints about you again. People are saying you're...
Kat: tempestuous?
Ms. Perky: Well, "heinous bitch" is the term used most often.
Kat: Remove head from sphincter, then drive!
Ms. Perky: I've been hearing a lot of complaints about you again. People are saying you're...
Kat: Pretentious?
Ms. Perky: Well, "heinous bitch" is the term they use most often.
Jason Bourne: Why are you helping me?
Nicky Parsons: It was difficult... for me... with you. You... really don't remember, do you?
Jason Bourne: No.
Imogen: A little soul is necessary in life.
Al: I'm falling in love with you.
Imogen: I love you.
Imogen: I have something to tell you... I slept with Jim last night.
Al: Get the fuck out.
Joan Brandwyn: You gave me a C.
Katherine Watson: I'm kind.
Joan Brandwyn: The assignment was to write about Bruegel. That's what I did.
Katherine Watson: No, what you did was copy Strauss.
Joan Brandwyn: I was referencing an expert.
Katherine Watson: If I wanted to know what he thought, I'd buy his book.
Tricia Albright: The Albrights have been here since the Mayflower arrived.
Tricia Albright: I'm gonna go upstairs and fuck my husband.
Tricia Albright: What was I supposed to do... put my surviving child in prison over some sibling rivalry shit?
Sara: I am such a dork.
Sara: You know Snook, you talk a lot of shit for someone who never says anything.
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