Quotes from Joseph Gordon-Levitt movies and TV shows - page 3 of 4

Tom: It's official. I'm in love with Summer. I love her smile. I love her hair. I love her knees. I love how she licks her lips before she talks. I love her heart-shaped birthmark on her neck. I love it when she sleeps.

McKenzie: Hey, don't you have like 20 cards to write by Friday?
Tom: Nope, all done.
McKenzie: Really? Well, could you help me with mine? Because I'm running out of ways to say "Congratulations." So far, I've got: "Congrats", "Good job" and "Well done."
Tom: Hmmm. How about..."Every day you make me proud. But today you get a card."
McKenzie: Shit, that's good!
Tom: I know.

Tom: Nobody loves Ringo Starr.
Summer: That's what I love about him.

Summer: All we ever do is argue!
Tom: That is bullshit!

Don Jon: There's only a few things I really care about in life. My body. My pad. My ride. My family. My church. My boys. My girls. My porn.

Barbara: Movies and porn are different, Jon. They give awards for movies.
Don Jon: And they give awards for porn too.

Bobby: That's her?
Don Jon: That's definitely her.
Bobby: She's a dime.
Don Jon: This girl's more than a dime, bro.
Bobby: There's no such thing. There's a scale from 1-10.
Don Jon: I'm just saying.
Bobby: Oh my god, what are you in love with her already?

Don Jon: For the next few minutes all the bullshit fades away and the only thing in the world is those tits... dat ass... the blowjob... the cowboy, the doggie, the money shot and that's it, I don't gotta say anything, I don't gotta do anything. I just fucking lose myself.

Don Jon: I never actually touch my cock 'til I find the right clip.

Danny: Listen, I don't like more than a handful of titty. No, no, no, no, no. No. A nice handful, I love it, but more than that, it's like, no! Shit starts to remind me of my mom or something.
Don Jon: Jesus Christ.
Bobby: Yeah, your mom do got some big-ass titties.
Danny: Don't talk about my mother.
Bobby: You brought up your mother.

Hesher: You gonna try and fuck her?
T.J.: No.
Hesher: Well that's good? Cus' can't fuck her from here dude. Gotta be way closer.

Hesher: You lost your wife. And you lost your mom. I lost my nut.

Hesher: Do you think she shaves her pussy?

Hesher: Dude if you wanna poke her, there's nothing wrong with that. Don't be ashamed. Human beings have been poking vagina for hundreds of years. Longer probably. Bro! Seriously there's nothing wrong with wantin' some pussy.

Arthur: With the slightest disturbance, dreams are gonna collapse.

Richie Nix: I read about this guy once who weighed 1200 pounds. Can you believe that? For breakfast he'd have like 2 pounds of bacon, a dozen eggs, some rolls. Then for lunch he'd have 4 hamburgers, 4 double cheeseburgers, 8 boxes of fries. For dinner: 3 ham steaks, 6 sweet potatoes, 6 or 7 regular potatoes, some stuffing.

Joe: I'm gonna fix this! I'm gonna find him, and I'm gonna kill him!

Joe: Time travel has not yet been invented. But thirty years from now, it will have been.

Older Joe: I don't want to talk about time travel because if we start talking about it then we're going to be here all day talking about it, making diagrams with straws.

Joe: This is my life now. I earned it. You had yours already. So why don't you do what old men do, and die?