Quotes from Jonathan Brugh movies and TV shows

What We Do in the Shadows quotes

Deacon: When you are a vampire you become very... sexy.

Deacon: Wait, let's kill them.
Vladislav: Well let's just see what other safety points they have... and then maybe we'll kill them.

Deacon: I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool.
Vladislav: I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no-one had fucked it.

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