Quotes from John Leguizamo movies and TV shows

Benny Blanco: Hey, my name is Benny Blanco from the Bronx.
Carlito: You know me?
Benny Blanco: Yeah, I know you, you're Carlito Brigante motherfucker to the max, that's who you are.
Carlito: Well, I don't know you. So, I don't owe you, Saso does. My place now, new rules. Everybody pays, okay?

Martin: Whose Bacon is this?
Martin: Huh?
Martin: I gotta watch this too?
Martin: When I found out you better grab your ankles! Cuz here comes Papi Chulo.

Rat: I hope there's a good movie on this flight.

Rat: Didn't have details on the op, Colonel. So we brought everything, even the condoms.

Diego: Are you calling me a liar?
Sid: I didn't say that.
Diego: You were thinking it.
Sid: [whispering to Manny.] I don't like this cat. He reads minds.

Sid: From now on, you'll have to refer to me as "Sid, Lord of the Flame."
Manfred: Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire. (00:57:55)

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Sid: Holy crab!

Sid: We're gonna stop this thing, bada-bing, bada-boom. Er... Forget I said "boom."

Sid: I say "they're vegetarians, " you say "grrr." I say "can we talk about this?" you say "grrr." I don't call that good communication.
Momma: Grrrrrrr.

Sid: I know what it's like to feel abandoned.

[Peaches has just been born.]
Sid: It's a boy!
Diego: That's its tail.
Sid: It's a girl!

Toulouse-Lautrec: The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love, and be loved in return.

Tybalt: What would you have with me?
Mercutio: Why, prince of cats, only one of your nine lives!

Tybalt: Peace? Peace? I hate the word. As I hate Hell, all Montagues and... Thee.

Clown: I'm gonna cut you into 50 pieces and mail you to every state.

Clown: In the name of the people and things of Hell, I dub thee... Spawn, general of Hell's armies. Arise, Your Crispness! Arise, Duke of Deep-Fried! Sultan of Sizzling! Emir of Ooey-Gooey.

Spider Mike: Frisbee, Frisbee, sex and travel, man. I told you to sex and fucking travel, right? Take a fucking hike, you understand?

Vinny: You fuckin' make me sick, you fuckin' slut.
Dionna: I am a slut? You're calling me a slut? You lowlife piece of fuckin' shit - you fucked - my - cousin! You didn't think I knew about that! I smelled her pussy juice all over your fuckin' face! You fuckin' sick bastard! How dare you? And all this time I'm thinking there's something wrong with me! You perverted sick fuck.

Ritchie: All right. What do you want me to tell you? Get a fuckin' divorce, then.
Vinny: Divorce is fuckin' evil, Ritchie. You got some fuckin' really bad advice.
Ritchie: Evil spelled backwards is live.
Vinny: You're a corny fuck, you know that?

Vinny: I can't be a whore! Cause I'm a man! Okay.