Quotes from Jim Belushi movies and TV shows - page 2 of 2

Victor Duncan: This school here is MY school. And I make the rules.
Rick Latimer: Not anymore.

Rick Latimer: I'll be here tomorrow.
Jake Phillips: I'll be here too.
Rick Latimer: We are very stupid men.
Jake Phillips: Yeah, I know. But what can you do?

Art Ridzik: Oh, great. We got a pro basketball team coming toward us - with guns.

Art Ridzik: About this pile-of-shit pimp in here. In this country, we try to protect the rights of individuals. It's called the Miranda Act, and it says that you can't even touch his ass.
Ivan Danko: I do not want to touch his ass. I want to make him talk.

Art Ridzik: You were talking to that jazzball so long I thought about having my head shaved.
Ivan Danko: It could be a good idea.

Art Ridzik: Captain Danko, congratulations. You are now the proud owner of the most powerful handgun in the world.
Ivan Danko: Soviet Podbyrin, nine-point-two milimeter, is world's most powerful handgun.
Art Ridzik: Oh, come on, everybody knows the .44 Magnum is the big boy on the block. Why do you think Dirty Harry uses it?
Ivan Danko: Who is Dirty Harry?

Frank: He down our merch? Is it gone? Does he carry the cash on him, what?
Barry: I'm talking to somebody's somebody. I will know in about 25 minutes.

Dan Unger: Give him a chance. You might get to like him.
Jack: I don't think so. All he does is eat, sleep, and poop.
Dan Unger: Well then, the two of you have a lot in common.