Katie Van Waldenberg: Great! That'll give me time to get my jugs waxed.
Katie Van Waldenberg: No, I'm not spying for you again.
Stranz Van Waldenberg: We're just asking you to discreetly tape their practice routines.
Dwight Schrute: Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
Pam Beesly: Why would you wanna raise your cholesterol?
Dwight Schrute: So I can lower it.
Pam Beesly: I suggested we flip a coin, but Angela said she doesn't like to gamble. Of course by saying that, she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her.
Michael Scott: Stir the pot! Stir the melting pot, Pam! Let's do it. Let's get ugly. Let's get real.
Pam Beesly: [To Dwight with the "Asian" card on his forehead] Okay. If I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver.
Dwight Schrute: Oh, man, am I a woman?
Pam Beesly: Now that I think about it, Angela and Andy might actually make a good couple. But I couldn't do that to Dwight...or Angela...or Andy.
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