Quotes from Jean-Claude Van Damme movies and TV shows - page 3 of 3

Colonel Guile: Bison. Are you man enough to fight me?
Bison: Anyone who opposes me will be destroyed.

Carlos Blanka: Help me!
Colonel Guile: I'll help you. Then, I'll make them pay.

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Hallmark: Have you had any contact with the aggressors?
Darren McCord: I killed two. Is that contact?

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Fielding: I really could care less whether you like me or not, but you don't know a thing about me. I was with IA for two years, I'm field-rated in weapons and tactics, and speak three languages. Impressed?
Walker: I'm blown away.
Fielding: I read the Atwood file.
Walker: You didn't mention you could read.

Walker: Freeze.
McComb: Do you realise how inappropriate that word is? Do I look frozen to you?
Walker: You look like shit to me.

Walker: There is never enough time.
Melissa: Time for what?
Walker: To satisfy a woman.
Melissa: Then you never want to miss an opportunity.

Fielding: You're not funny.
Walker: I'm never funny.

McComb: You see, I'm an ambitious Harvard-educated visionary who deserves to be the most powerful man in the world and you... you're a fucking idiot who never figured out that the only way to make anything of himself with all that fancy kicking was on Broadway.
Walker: Thanks for clearing that up.

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