Guard: Talk. Talk, speak.
Paxton: What the fuck do you want me to say?
Guard: American.
Quotes from Jay Hernandez movies and TV shows
Paxton: We can't rail a girl that's in a coma. I think that's illegal, even in Amsterdam.
Paxton: Do you see a single other person in here with a fucking fanny pack? Wait, there's a guy. Why don't you go over there and have fucking fanny back sex with him, and then you can jizz all over each others storage compartment?
The American Client: I've been all over the world. You know, I've been everywhere and the bottom line is: Pussy is pussy. You know, every strip club, every whore house, every... It's all the same shit. You know, I just fucked a girl two days ago and I don't even remember the color of her tits. But this... This is something you never forget, right? right?
Paxton: Never.
The American Client: Never, right.
The Cat Who Cried Wolf - S1-E7
Detective Gordon Katsumoto: Why are you following me?
Thomas Magnum: Uh...
Detective Gordon Katsumoto: Word of advice: if you wanna tail someone, don't do it in a red Ferrari. (00:30:00)
Thomas Magnum: My father once said that being brave doesn't mean not being scared. It just means you've decided there's something more important than your fear. (00:22:20)
Thomas Magnum: Let me explain something to you about following leads...
Juliett Higgins: Oh, you're gonna mansplain something? How wonderful for me.
Thomas Magnum: No, I'm gonna P.I.-splain something to you! (00:24:35)
Jake: So, let's just pretend you're five years old and on fire.
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