Quotes from Jason Bateman movies and TV shows - page 3 of 3

Judd Altman: I'm gonna have to forgive her for the sake of that kid, aren't I?
Phillip Altman: Well, I'm no expert... but I think you're gonna have to make much larger sacrifices down the road.

Phillip Altman: Sorry I'm late.
Judd Altman: You're a dick.
Phillip Altman: Yeah, tell me something I don't know.
Judd Altman: Your shirt is on inside out.
Phillip Altman: That, I did not know.

Judd Altman: You can't possibly know it' mine.
Quinn Altman: Trust me, it's yours.
Judd Altman: Well, strangely, trust is not the first impulse I have when it comes to you.

Judd Altman: What's the matter with you. Do you ever think before you speak?
Phillip Altman: No, that would take all the fun out of it.

Judd Altman: It's hard to see people from your past when your present is so cataclysmically screwed up.

Judd Altman: I don't understand the Shiva. Mom's not even Jewish, and dad was an atheist.
Wendy Altman: A Jewish atheist, and this is what he wanted.

Judd Altman: Three months ago I had a great job and a nice apartment and I was in love with my wife.
Wendy Altman: No, you weren't.
Judd Altman: No?
Wendy Altman: No. She was sleeping with somebody else for a year and you never noticed... How in love could you have been?
Judd Altman: Yep... That's fair.

Nick Wilde: It's called a hustle, sweetheart.

Nick Wilde: Everyone comes to Zootopia, thinking they could be anything they want. But you can't. You can only be what you are. Sly fox. Dumb bunny. And that is not wet cement.

Judy Hopps: What did you do that made Mr. Big so mad at you?
Nick Wilde: I, um... I may have sold him a very expensive wool rug that was made from the fur of a skunk...'s butt.
Judy Hopps: Oh, sweet cheese and crackers.

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