Quotes from James D. Rolfe movies and TV shows

The Angry Video Game Nerd: Cooper. If you want to be a nerd like me, you gotta make some unique sacrifices. No physical fitness, no social popularity and most important, no girls.

Cooper: Holy shitsky! She's got them big ass titties! I'd like to bang that booty like... Ugh! Ugh.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Hey! Stop that! Stop! Always remember the golden rule... "nerds before birds" right?

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