The Angry Video Game Nerd: Cooper. If you want to be a nerd like me, you gotta make some unique sacrifices. No physical fitness, no social popularity and most important, no girls.
Quotes from James D. Rolfe movies and TV shows
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Oh for the love of Pong, one hoax at a time.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: I have to save the fans.
Cooper: Come on, haven't you had enough?
The Angry Video Game Nerd: A Nerd's work is never done.
Cooper: Well, that's just a stupid line.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: I only said it for the trailer.
Cooper: Are you crazy? Do you even know where Area 51 even is?
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Between Area 50 and 52?
The Angry Video Game Nerd: You ever see me play Top Gun? Not a pretty sight.
Cooper: Holy shitsky! She's got them big ass titties! I'd like to bang that booty like... Ugh! Ugh.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Hey! Stop that! Stop! Always remember the golden rule... "nerds before birds" right?