Frank Riley: Say 'ah.'.
Faye Riley: No. Muriel and I say 'frohhg.'.
Frank Riley: Okay, say 'frohhh.'.
Frank Riley: Where's the goddam toaster?
Frank Riley: Where'd you get a new picture?
Faye Riley: It's not new. It's fixed.
Frank Riley: Fixed like new?
Faye Riley: They did a good job.
Frank Riley: Who did?
Faye Riley: I ain't saying.
Frank Riley: GOD dammit, faye.
Frank Riley: The quickest way to end a miracle is to ask it why it is... or what it wants.
Faye Riley: Hey Frank, guess what I did.
Frank Riley: What now?
Faye Riley: I named those little guys. Flotsam and Jetsam, isn't that cute?
Frank Riley: Yeah cute.
Faye Riley: Be nice, Papa.
Frank Riley: I'm always nice.
Louis Howe: You don't have to remember a thing. You just read it.
Eleanor Roosevelt: I don't like reading a speech.
Louis Howe: Did you think the Gettysburg Address was ad-libbed?
Cyrus McNutt: They're killing me by inches, Dudley.
Dudley Whinner: You'll outlive us all. You got a lot of inches.
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