Sofia D'Souza: That would be two beers and for Mr. Mascarenhas, chicken soup and breadsticks, please.
Ethan Mascarenhas: Ah you meant fun for you and breadsticks for me? That's entertainment, Sofia style.
Omar Siddiqui: Sir that's too mean.
Sofia D'Souza: That's okay, Omar! That day remains incomplete for us both without his taunts.
Father Samuel: Ethan, our religion does not permit Euthanasia.
Ethan Mascarenhas: That's why I am appealing in the court, Father, and not in the church.
Omar Siddiqui: Sir, Sofia has prepared this soup with a lot of love. Have some of it! If you don't eat then Rosy and Maria will tell Sofia and she will kill me.
Ethan Mascarenhas: Sofia! Sofia! Sofia! She is made of marble from the outside, and granite from the inside.
Omar Siddiqui: What a lady no?
Ethan Mascarenhas: What a lady.
Omar Siddiqui: What a lady.
Ethan Mascarenhas: What a lady.
Ethan Mascarenhas: You are joining us as well, Father?
Father Samuel: Haha, Ethan! What you are going to do is a sin.
Ethan Mascarenhas: Well then may the Lord forgive you, Father. Because you have just lent your hand in this sin.
Advocate Devyani Dutta: Do you need anything else?
Ethan Mascarenhas: Some sex would be good. Bring me one packet of condoms and one beautiful, willing woman, please. What do you say?
Omar Siddiqui: So your first magic trick was the raining coins?
Ethan Mascarenhas: No. The smile on my mama's face, that was my first magic trick.
Ethan Mascarenhas: Life is very short, my friends. But it is long enough, if you live with all your heart.
Sofia D'Souza: Radio station has sent a new producer. Shall I send him?
Ethan Mascarenhas: Forget that damn producer! What about my bedsores? You have not done a single thing right since today morning. You seem to forget a lot nowadays. The only thing you do enjoy is changing my pajamas.
Rohit Mehra: This virus wasn't born, it was made.
Scientist: Who would do something like that?
Rohit Mehra: A really sick person.
Krrish: No matter how powerful Evil is, Good will always triumph over it.
Krrish: Being human is not a weakness. It is my strength.
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