Quotes from Harrison Ford movies and TV shows - page 7 of 8

Finn: Chewie, c'mon! I NEED HELP WITH THIS GIANT HAIRY THING!
Han: You hurt Chewie, you're gonna deal with me!
Finn: Hurt him?! He almost killed me six times! [Chewie grabs Finn by the neck] Which is fine.

Super Grover ★

Rey: This is the ship that made the Kessel Run in fourteen parsecs?
Han Solo: TWELVE!

Han Solo: Chewie, we're home.

Finn: We'll figure it out, we'll use the Force!
Han Solo: That's not how the Force works.

Finn: [About Captain Phasma.] What do we do with her?
Han Solo: Is there a garbage chute? Trash compactor?

Han Solo: Escape now; hug later.

Rey: There are stories about what happened.
Han Solo: It's true. All of it. The Dark Side, the Jedi. They're real.

Rey: This is the Millennium Falcon! You're Han Solo!
Han Solo: I used to be.

Finn: Hey, Solo. I'm not sure what we're walking into here...
Han Solo: Did you just call me "Solo"?
Finn: I'm sorry, Han. Mr. Solo. You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance, which puts a real target on my back. Are there any conspirators here? Like First Order sympathizers?
Han Solo: Listen, "big deal." You got another problem. Women always figure out the truth. Always.

Han Solo: You changed your hair!
Leia: Same jacket.

Rey: What are you going to do?
Han Solo: Same thing I always do, talk my way out of it.

Leia: I can't believe I was so foolish to think I could find Luke and bring him home.
Han: Leia...
Leia: Don't do that.
Han: Do what?
Leia: Anything.
C-3PO: Princesses...
Han: I'm trying to be helpful!
Leia: When did that ever help? And don't say the Death Star.
Han: [sighs heavily].

Super Grover ★

Han: Watch the thrust. We're going out of here at lightspeed.
Rey: From inside the hangar? Is that even possible?
Han: I never ask that question 'till after I've done it.

Cubs Fan ★

Rachel Lapp: Are you enjoying your reading?
John Book: Oh yeah. I'm learning a lot about manure. Very interesting.

Daniel Hochleitner: Your hole, it is better now?
John Book: Yeah, it's pretty much healed.
Daniel Hochleitner: Good. Then you can go home.

Daniel Hochleitner: You are the Yankee they talk about?
John Book: I thought I was the English.

Rachel Lapp: You said we'd be safe in Philadelphia.
John Book: Well I was wrong.

Daniel Hochleitner: They say you are a carpenter.
John Book: Yeah. Well, it's been a while.
Daniel Hochleitner: Well, we can always use a good one.

[Woman tourist wants to take a picture of John Book].
John Book: Lady, you take my picture with the thing, I'll rip your brassiere off, and strangle you with it.

[Eli is trying to teach John how to milk a cow.]
Eli Lapp: You've never had your hands on a teat before?
John Book: Not one this big.